why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
(Source: jaredtops, via detention)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
(Source: noelanthony, via detention)
When I’m really old, tattooed, and retired, I’m going to learn how to play the violin. I’m gonna buy this violin and I’m gonna sit on my front porch and crochet, read books and play this fucking awesome instrument. I will be the greatest grandma ever.
(Source: littlepeaceofhell, via maddyxnicole)
I don’t know why, but this made me laugh.
(Source: xoharleyquinnknox, via buddha-has-a-boner)
if you’re a girl and you dont randomly touch ur boobs then you’re lying
truth.
(Source: fallouutboy, via detention)
“one day, I’ll be a big police dog!”
this is presh
(Source: aquanna-alight, via detention)
one day… I’m going to dress as a pirate and go grocery shopping.. just for the hell of it.
(via buddha-has-a-boner)
